In the Double-D Challenge, Everyone is a Winner

Water wings just sound cool

It is easy to troll late-late night and early-early morning television and find bizarre and hilarious infomercials pushing products that probably do not work exactly how the TV shows.  It is also just as easy to spend an entire night poking fun of these items and the people that put on a bright smile to tell you how it changed their lives and will revolutionize the way people look at worthless crap.  Tonight, I will just present one of such items.

Go ahead, and...jump.

The video above is for the Genie Bra, a new bra meant to revolutionize blah blah blah.  Basically, this is a great excuse to show a lot of skin on mildly attractive women for the sake of capitalism...and I am in no way complaining.  In fact, I applaud this sort of gratuitous display of the breastal area on late night TV.  It makes me feel like I'm in Europe.  Also, things like this give many people another activity to do other than watch television (nudge nudge, wink wink.....that's a masturbation reference by the way, in case you missed it...).  Anywhoooo, the Double-D Challenge sounds like something with a lot of promise.  With a few minor improvements, it could very well become this nation's pastime.  In fact, for all intents and purpose, it already has that title.  Just slap some advertisements on that bra and tone up that 'spillage,' and I'm sure Versus will pick it up for a season or two.

But in all seriousness, have you seen anything like this in the world ever before?  I vote 'no.'